Alert Fatigue Ass certified ass award title card

Alert Fatigue Ass

"Can taste burnout and Splunk in the same dashboard."

Has achieved a state of enlightenment in which no alert can reach them. Every dashboard is red, every notification is dismissed, and the one genuine incident waits politely in a queue behind four hundred false positives. Numb, but very well instrumented.

Know someone who has earned the Alert Fatigue Ass? Put them up for it.